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If Towns In Southern Utah Were Muppet Characters
I absolutely LOVE The Muppets.
Me, in the studio with one of my most prized possessions.
No seriously, I don't think you fully understand how much I adore and idolize the Muppets.
NOT PICTURED: I'm actually wearing Gonzo underwear. I'm dead serious.
The Muppet Show was one of the fundamental building blocks in creating my sense of humor and creativity growing up.
So If you have a problem with me or the Mikey & The Mrs Show, feel free to complain to Jim Henson using a OIJA board.
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As a self-proclaimed Muppet expert and a Southern Utah local, I feel uniquely qualified to tell you which town in Southern Utah most closely resembles a character from one of the most influential and groundbreaking TV programs of all time, The Muppet Show.
Because.
In College they told me to "write what you know". THAT'S why.
If Towns In Southern Utah Were Muppets
If towns in Southern Utah were Muppets, these are the ones they would be.
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