I absolutely LOVE The Muppets.

Me, in the studio with one of my most prized possessions.
Me, in the studio with one of my most prized possessions.
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No seriously, I don't think you fully understand how much I adore and idolize the Muppets.

NOT PICTURED: I'm actually wearing Gonzo underwear. I'm dead serious.
NOT PICTURED: I'm actually wearing Gonzo underwear. I'm dead serious.
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The Muppet Show was one of the fundamental building blocks in creating my sense of humor and creativity growing up.

So If you have a problem with me or the Mikey & The Mrs Show, feel free to complain to Jim Henson using a OIJA board.

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The Onion
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As a self-proclaimed Muppet expert and a Southern Utah local, I feel uniquely qualified to tell you which town in Southern Utah most closely resembles a character from one of the most influential and groundbreaking TV programs of all time, The Muppet Show.

Because.

In College they told me to "write what you know".  THAT'S why.

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