When I first met my wife Bonnie, I knew that I had found someone who was not like other girls.

Bonnie, being Bonnie.
Bonnie, being Bonnie.
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For one thing she was naturally funny, and for another thing she was refreshingly HONEST.

Anyone who has listened to the Mikey & The Mrs Show will quickly realize that Bonnie does not censor herself or hide what she's actually thinking. She will blurt out her thoughts and let you know exactly how she feels, even in the middle of a crowded restaurant. 

Our Christmas card that isn't weird at all.
Our Christmas card that isn't weird at all.
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She's constantly fascinating me and still does to this day.

One of the things she does that's so fascinating, is she will send me text messages that seemingly come out of nowhere. Fractured thoughts pulled from the recesses of her somewhat deranged mind.

Bonnie and Me, dressed as our spirit animals Bob & Linda(Bob's Burgers)
Bonnie and Me, dressed as our spirit animals Bob & Linda(Bob's Burgers)
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In other words, she says things that convince me that I made the right choice when I married her.

Below are just five text messages that surprised me this week. I would share with you other text messages that she has sent, but this is a family website.

I have no idea where this came from.
I have no idea where this came from.
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She often sends things like this with no further explaination.
She often sends things like this with no further explanation.
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If she hadn't texted our son would be scarred for life.
If she hadn't texted our son would be scarred for life.
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It's a valid question.
It's a valid question.
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I will admit this is mostly my fault.
I will admit this is mostly my fault.
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In short, find yourself someone who will keep you guessing.

 

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