Here in Utah we pride ourselves on our squeaky clean language.

Typical Utahn During A PG-13 Movie (giphy)

We’re so proud of it in fact, that we have devised a series of replacement words for common swearwords. This has often made us a target of ridicule, but if we’re going to be completely honest and blunt…

Oh snap those Utah girls are sassy. (giphy)

Excuse me. I was clearly crossing a boundary there with my language.

Recently I noticed that while talking to a group of friends, many of them were uncomfortable saying out loud the titles of the movies they saw. Of course the movies that they consumed were FILLED with profanity, but our Utahn sensibilities can sometimes keep us from speaking freely.

Not to mention, everyone knows that when you say a naughty word, all your dead pioneer ancestors come back and haunt you until you clean your mouth out with soap and repent to the nearest Priesthood Authority.

This is what happens when you say naughty words. You brought this upon yourself. (Giphy)

Wouldn’t it be great if Hollywood just made the movies with cleaned up titles to begin with? Then our more timid friends wouldn’t have to say stupid things like “hey did you see that Brad Pitt movie, “inglorious bastages?”

If this movie were made in Utah, this would be it's title. (Inglorious Basterds, Miramax)

We’ve compiled a list of some movies that Utahns tend to have trouble saying out loud, And what their titles would have been if they were filmed in Utah.