We Found This Weird Stuff At The Spirit Halloween Store In St. George
Well it’s that time of year again. That time where you go to Walmart and see aisles and aisles of orange, letting you know that it’s time to buy large bags of candy, and then eat them before Halloween, and then have to scramble to buy more candy the morning of October 31st when all they have left is Bit-O-Honeys.
I love this place. I love it so much that whenever I see a store go out of business, my first thought is “oh heck yeah in August that’s gonna be a Halloween store!”
If you’ve never been to a Spirit Halloween Store, let me take you inside now and show you it’s many wondrous treasures.
But don’t get too excited. You might have a heart attack, and then a sexy nurse in a low-cut top and thigh-high stockings will have to resuscitate you. And everybody knows, sexy nurses are fun to look at, but they don’t know ANYTHING about first aid.