Are People Having Shower Parties In Utah?
Listen, I have a question and it’s not a joke.
Are wealthy people in Utah taking showers with their friends?!
It seems the more expensive the home, the bigger the shower gets.
Now I understand that you want to have room in the shower for yourself and possibly your mate. I’m not a prude, I totally get it.
But sometimes the showers get really, really, really big. Like big enough to not only fit you and your spouse, but room for like 3, 4, or even 5+ people.
And I have to be honest, when I see a shower that’s built for more than two people my very first thought is that the owner of this house is…
But I don’t want to jump to conclusions. Maybe there’s a perfect explanation for having a shower that fits more than two people.
Take this shower for example. It’s enormous. And for extra creepiness there’s a seat right in front of it.
Of course my first thought is that the seat is for someone to sit and enjoy the show.
But seriously look at this shower. The shower is so big, you could fit a baby shower inside the shower. A shower within the shower. I think that’s called an inception.
So maybe it’s just for two people. Let's go with that.
What the heck are they doing with all that extra room? I’m a pretty imaginative guy, and no combination of hanky panky between two consenting adults could possibly take up that much room.
Are they running laps in there every morning? Do they hold a weekly support groups in there?
I guess I’m confused because the only time that I’ve been in a situation where I’ve showered with more than one other person, were in situations like this.
The local neighborhood fitness center. It's awkward, it's scary, and with every fitness center locker room comes an old guy who really really really really enjoys being naked around other people.
The other time was when I was at a place called the MTC, or Missionary Training Center in Provo Utah. I was made to shower in a room filled with other men, at these nozzles that people playfully referred to as “the trees of life”.
I hated it. I still have nightmares to this day about it. I’m not kidding.
Again, if you use your super big shower with several other people, that's none of my business. As long as you are all consenting adults, do whatever makes you happy. I'm not here to shame anybody.
But I am nosy AF and I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YA'LL DO IN THOSE BIG SHOWERS.
Do you have a super big shower? Do you fill it with people? If not, why the extra room? And why do old people like being naked and striking up conversations with me in locker rooms? Thank you for your time.