This Southern Utah Airbnb Is An Actual Cave

With all of the hustle and bustle of modern life, perhaps you’re looking for a way to turn back the clock and live in simpler times.

You know, back when cavemen roamed the earth. They’d go out with their clubs, knock out a sabretooth tiger, and then drag it back to the cave to enjoy the fresh kill with the rest of the family on the Mammoth-skin rug.

A historically accurate depiction of caveman times (giphy)

Even dating was easier. All you needed to do is say "ooga booga", then you're dragging a woman home by the hair and she's LOVING IT.

She clearly loves this. (giphy)

Of course I’m not a paleontologist. Everything I know about caveman times I learned from either The Flintstones or Captain Caveman. Neither of which I’m told, are historically accurate depictions of the time period in question.

But who cares? You don’t need a time machine or any fancy “book learnin’” to turn back the clock and enjoy the comfort of a hole in the wall with modern conveniences.

That's because this Airbnb located in Boulder Utah is just a four hour trip from St. George, and a three hour trip from Cedar city. I assume it’s an even longer trip if your car is powered by your bare feet.

car spaceship GIF