There you are at the St. George Utah LDS Institute of Religion, and here comes your crush.

Here comes your crush. Don't panic. (canva)
Here comes your crush. Don't panic. (canva)

Do you just say "hi"?  Do you give a cheesy pickup line?  How do you say something smooth and at the same time tell your crush that you're totes "Spiritchal"???

Well Brothers and Sisters, don't you worry about it, because ol' Elder Mikey is here to help you get that crush to hold onto you like you're the Iron Rod of Righteousness.

I'd like to bare my testimony that I know these pickup lines are cheesy, cringeworthy and 100% baffling for anyone who's not LDS or formerly LDS.

Gird up your loins because here we go.

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